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This is a story about Jane.

One day, Jane made a snowball.

Jane thought it would be a good idea to try and outrun her snowball.

Jane was wrong.

(Round Two)

This is Jane.

Jane refused to learn defeat.

She kicked the snowball's ass.

Jane is awesome.

(People)

Some people thought Jane was being stupid, trying to outrun something she created.

But Jane was faster than them.

She was able to run away when the Zombies came.

The Zombies ate lots of people. But not Jane.

See Jane Run.

Run Jane, Run!